The Office of Mumbo Jumbo Freedom

Yes, I replaced “Religious” with “Mumbo Jumbo”.

Burn me at the stake.

But since nobody will take on the Chinese government for its oppression of religious minorities, it’s a pretty safe bet that the Office of Religious Freedom is meant to protect the religious from the other religious where the religious are Christian and the other religious are Muslim.

Meanwhile, women and girls can rest assured that they’ll only be oppressed from within whichever patriarchal construct rules over their secondary existences.

Really, god-lovers, an Office of Secular Freedom would make a helluva lot more sense…


  1. You forgot to capitalize God. He’ll get you for that.

    Out of interest, what “patriarchal constructs” have you been oppressed by?