i'm not really that vain. although i am unbelievably good looking
i find this weather very hard to appreciate. so grey and dingy. although i didn't have to wear three hats to work to keep my shorn head warm. gawd. i'm lurvin' this little 'do. i must check myself at least every five minutes in the mirror - up from the every ten i used to check in on myself. which is weird because i'm not really that vain. although i am unbelievably good looking, i think.
sheena asked "Grrrrrr. Why do internet forum moderators always have to be so devastatingly beautiful..."
it's just the natural order of things, sheena. what's so deliciously ironical is that our admirers can't even see us. they can intuit our beauteousness.
