Frenchie CanCan
So, I guess Stephane Dion has French citizenship, eh? Why don't I care? Honestly. I'd care plenty if Stephen Harper had American citizenship. Or if Jack Layton had Chinese citizenship. Could it really be because I'm an Anglo-Canadian and figure, having beaten the French bastards once - we could do it again if need be?
I dunno. And I mean I dunno because I dunno if that's why - or that we could beat the French bastards again if need be. I don't even know which French bastards I'm talking about - the France French bastards? Or the Quebec French bastards.
But speaking of France's French bastards reminds me of England's English bastards. I'm Scottish/Irish, so I really don't care for the English. Not to put too fine a point on it, but - they're gay. In fact, I think I'd be way more bothered by a Canadian political party leader with dual Canadian/British citizenship than I am by Stephane Dion's Canadian/French dual citizenship. I dunno, again. Maybe it's because this is Stephane Dion we are talking about? I really don't know. I mean, even now if I found out that Lucien Bouchard had Canadian/French citizenship I'd want to kick ass. Then kick his cane out from under him. And then bonk him over the head with it.
Okay, okay. I'd want to kick his cane out from under him and then bonk him over the head with it, anyway. Whether he had Canadian/French dual citizenship or not. In fact, I'm all for revoking his Canadian citizenship altogether. With a good swift kick to his traitorous old ass.
Sayyyyyy... instead of Stephane Dion bothering to revoke the French half of his dual citizenship, how about Gilles Duceppe have his uni-Canadian citizenship revoked. That makes more sense to me. In fact, how about ALL the Bloc MPs have their Canadian citizenship revoked. Afterall, they're traitors. Advocating Quebec's secession from Canada. Why not give them a taste of NO CANADIAN CITIZENSHIP FOR YOU - right now. Head them off at the pass. If Stephen Harper can pull a Nation Resolution out of his Alberta Nationalist ass - why can't he turn the other cheek and pull a Canadian Citizenship Review of Bloc MPs Resolution out of his Canadian Federalist ass.
Oh yah - BECAUSE HE DOESN'T HAVE A CANADIAN FEDERALIST ASS!
And THAT'S why Stephen Harper having dual Canadian/American citizenship would bother me more than Stephane Dion having dual Canadian/French citizenship. That and the fact that the United States is already RIGHT NEXT DOOR! And - A SUPERPOWER. And a Prime Minister with Canadian/British citizenship would bother me more than a Prime Minister with Canadian/French citizenship BECAUSE WE ONLY JUST PATRIATED OUR FRIGGIN' CONSTITUTION FROM THE TOFFEE-NOSED TWITS!
French citizenship? Who cares about French citizenship? They don't want us anyway. We've got Quebec. They think of Quebec the way we think of Americans. Not highly. And obviously, a Prime Minister with Canadian/Chinese citizenship is out of the question. We might just as well chain ourselves to mining machinery and start working for day passes. Cripes - Canadian/Chinese citizenship? I don't even think Canadian Prime Ministers should get Chinese Visas. Forget it. The further away from China we stay - the more likely there will still be a metre of Canadian owned ground by the year 2020.
Canadian/French citizenship? Who cares?
Unless... Sayyyyy - maybe instead of Stephane Dion revoking his dual Canadian/French citizenship, he could get THE REST OF US dual Canadian/French citizenship. You know, like when you bring gum to class - bring enough for EVERYBODY.
I like it - I like it a lot.
