Imagine
Stephen Harper has a majority New Conservative Government of Canada and expanded Anti-Terrorist legislation in his paws. I mean, claws.
Next up, Hillary Clinton and her running mate, Oprah, (whom she so chose as her only begotten one in order to take the "O" out of Obama) become President and Vice-President of the United States.
A little while later, Shimon Peres is elected Prime Minister of Israel.
Like an immaculate birth, out of the blue an agreement is reached with the newly re-elected government of the Palestinian people - Hamasbollahjelly - to denounce all violence and reach an accomodation with each other that is fair and equitable for everybody.
The Arab States look at each other suspiciously and decide on an across-the-Brotherhood consensus that any interference would make them look like the bad guys and agree to recognize Israel and never again is a threat to wipe it off the map uttered.
It even becomes common on the Arab comedy circuit to overhear a kind of oneupmanship as to who likes Jews more ending in much laughter, "We ALL like Jews more!"
Meanwhile, unbeknownst to anybody, a radical group of Russian Jews living on the West Bank plot to assassinate Peres and attack the White House, by doing that same thing the other terrorist group did that worked so well - flying American planes out of American airports into American buildings.
Except this time it's going to be a direct hit on the White House.
They succeed, becoming only the second people ever in the history of the world to carry out a successful attack on the White House.
Canadian anti-Americans being the first, of course.
Peres is dead. Shot while shaking hands with Palestinians demonstrating (joyfully) in the streets - by an Orthodox Jew from Herouxville, Quebec. The United States is leaderless with Oprah in the bunker with her best friend, Gayle, while Steadman hammers on the door demanding to be let in to at least cuddle. Hillary is being flown to a safe haven in Arkansas, Bill to the rescue, a group of big-haired trailer park broads left behind to shake their fists at the passing plane overhead.
Moderate Jewish groups in the U.S. plead for calm, stating they had nothing to do with the attacks, but understand the anxiety felt by Russian Jews due to uncertainty about their property rights and the future of their settlements as a result of the agreement reached with the Palestinians by Prime Minister Peres. They express sorrow for the victims (mostly Mexican out-of-seasonal illegals responsible for the White House Christmas Special on account of the plane hit the Chocolate Room first) - but point out that there was a certain inevitability to the attacks as the Russian Jews on the West Bank were feeling abandoned in the new peace era that had been managed almost exclusively by Leftist interests in the West.
Financial records, travel documentation - all point to Canada as a source of funding for the group, which calls itself "Tel Haifa". Suddenly, fingers are pointing at anybody who is Jewish and who has travelled to Israel in the past decade. Or who has associated with anybody who has travelled to Israel in the past decade. Or knows somebody who has known somebody who has known somebody...
Armed with the extended legal right to detain anybody without charge - Stephen Harper, Anti-Terrorist, goes to work.
