Big Tents
Boy, I bet it's tough being a REAL Liberal these days. Softies on crime, terrorist stooges, batting fly balls to the New Conservatives/Old Reformers on the Environment, despised in Quebec, loathed in Alberta, going nowhere fast in the 905, low lower lowest in the polls.
Haha!
That's what happens when you have a tent big enough to house every mover and shaker and candlestick maker in Canada.
Finally.
But I would say that - wouldn't I. I'm a leftie going lefter with each passing day. There was a time when I would vote Liberal to keep the New Conservatives out of power, but those days are over, Tod. And you can thank Pundits (firstly) and Leadership Race Runners-up (secondly) and Provincial Attorny General, Mike Bryant (thirdly) and a general smattering of highly placed worst sort of weasly corporate lawyers amidst your ranks - mostly.
And by ranks, I DO mean the stinky kind.
Yup. 'Cause there's a real stink comin' from the Federal Liberal Party of Canada and it isn't even Stephen Harper passing through what's causing it. It's coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE. Oh. And outside the House wafting in. Gawd. A great big powerful offputting stink permeating the Party that brought us panache and style and the Charter of Rights and Freedoms.
Oh, my. How the mighty have fallen and revealed their true colours. Primary, as it turns out. And they have fallen so far that soon they'll be walking with Satan. And his buddy - Stephen Harper.
Haha! I just KNEW those prima donnas wouldn't be able to get past that whole Stephane Dion thing.
Too funny. Brutus, thy name is Liberal.
Anyway, I'm stayin' way clear, Stephen Harper or not, 'cause I just don't wanna get any on me - y' know?
