Hey Look!
Everybody's a white male:
It's A White Man's News World Today
All the rightwing worrywarts should take a good look at the news today, eh? White men making money as far as the news can reach.
It's almost like the Daily News is a Good News Bible - for White Men. My, oh my. It's raining money for white men, today, isn't it?
Although, not all white men, I guess. I passed a dude today who was white, but homeless. As I walked by in my new skirt I bought from a vintage store yesterday, he commented, "Nice teacups". True enough, my skirt does have teacups on it, and they are nice, but I ignored him because I'm tired of pretending homeless dudes aren't just as sexist as non-homeless dudes - when they're being sexist, anyway.
And dammit - he's a smug bastard. I mean, he's got a beautiful, well-trained dog and whaddueye got? A crazy sheltie/beagle cross that lunges at those little poofy white dogs gay men... (er, stereotype alert) are always prancing around town "walking".
By the way - lesbian dogs? Chihuahuas. You heard it hear first. Lesbians are scaling down from big old drooly labs that I guess remind them of their... fathers? (I don't know much about fathers - I'm a fatherless girl - the ones I've seen look big old and drooly, though) to little Paris Hilton-type dogs. Soon we'll be hearing, "that's hot" about buzzcuts and hairy armpits.
But hey - "big old drooly" reminds me of a post I made about Christians the other day. Some nutter had posted something about "average" Christians, so I asked, "What the living hellfuck are "average" Christians?" And he responded that he was using the word "average" to differentiate most Christians from their "radical" bretheren (a term used by a previous poster). So I responded, "Oh, I thought you meant "average" like in the big old drooly kind of Christians way."
He didn't respond. Fuck him. Spoil sport. Christians totally blow on the humour front. Although they have absolutely infinite mockworth. I mean, get a load of the Pope going on about Catholicism as the One True Faith. Yeah. We get it. But ya gotta wonder why most of us aren't, then, eh Pope? It's because we'd rather burn in hell for all eternity than hang out with you dickweeds for the dot of time we're here on Earth.
Ooh, men in muumuus hanging together to pray - "that's hot". And you're different from Muslims... how, exactly?
Anyway, back to the homeless white guy. I can't help it but for some reason, I always feel like homeless white guys are looking down on me. Is it because I'm a woman? Or because I have a home? Seriously, do you ever pick up attitude from some of those dudes? Like YOU'RE the one living like an idiot? I mean, really. Can I help it if I suffer from moral rectitude? Who's really oppressed here, anyway?
Which brings me to my point, I guess - why the hell am I wearing a skirt with teacups on it? I mean, just look at the news day. Not a single skirt with teacups on it anywhere to be seen.
