Relevant? Or Just Titillating?
And if it's just titillating, isn't that relevant?
I am referring, of course, to this photo of former Mayor Sharon Smith turned unelected, unofficial and completely illegitimate liaison for the people of Skeena-Bulkley Valley to Stephen Harper's New Conservative Government of Canada (Yes. It's true. The good people of Skeena-Bulkley Valley elected a New Democrat to represent them and not a Conservative):
By the way, a more detailed rundown of the anti-democracy goings on that actually have nothing to do with the photo of Sharon Smith sprawled naked in a chair wearing only the Mayor's Chain of Office can be found here at:
Now, personally, I blame the men in Sharon Smith's life for the fact that...well.. I blame the men in Sharon Smith's life for everything to do with Sharon Smith to tell you the truth. She clearly has a hard time saying "NO" to things she shouldn't do - for the sake of her own credibility, I mean.
And always remember... no wait... never forget - the only thing worse than the political wife, is the political husband. If Sharon Smith's husband didn't talk her into taking off all her clothes and posing for him wearing only the Mayor's Chain of Office - I'll eat my lipstick. In fact, I'll go one step further and suggest that he DELIBERATELY left that photo where either of his two sons could find it - which is to say: ON THE FRIGGIN' COMPUTER! Then, he left town with the Little Woman so that his two sons could have one of those teenaged parties teens are famous for having whenever both their parents leave town - so that the rest, Dear Reader, could be history.
I call it "Svengali's Revenge". I don't know why. I just don't like the cut of Sharon Smith's husband's jib, now that I've seen the photo he took of his wife sprawled naked in a chair wearing only the Mayor's Chain of Office. I can jussssst hear him over the other voices in my head, "C'mon... PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ... Just one picture of you sprawled naked in a chair wearing only the Mayor's Chain of Office... C'mon... Do it for MEEEEEEEEEE..."
Gee, Dear Wife Readers - recognize that one? Much? A lot? Okay... is there a husband with you right now, right at this very moment saying, "C'mon... PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ... Sharon Smith did it for HER husband... C'mon... Do it for MEEEEEEEEEEE..."
The fact that there's no towel on the chair is all the proof I need that none of this was her idea. Right, Dear Wife Readers? Am I right? You'd put a towel down on that chair, first, and would NOT sprawl - if it was YOUR idea. Admit it. She's letting it all hang out. You'd sit up, thrust out, tuck in, pull back, cross legs - whatever it took to look like a sexy pin-up and not some skank sprawled naked in a chair.
Tsk, tsk. Silly Wife Reader. Men LIKE the skank sprawled naked in a chair look. Listen, I was once walking with my husband, chatting away about world politics, and he's not saying much but he's looking like his brain's about to burst with all the knowledge I'm cramming into it, when all of a sudden he goes, "SHH! I'm concentrating!", like he's REALLY thinking about all what I've been yammering on about - when I notice this woman ahead of us with what I would consider an ample rear-end in need of some toning up (or down), wearing acid-wash jeans TUCKED INTO HER COWBOY BOOTS! and a cheap polyester top WITH HER BRA STRAPS SHOWING! Well, not only was he not listening to me, he was staring at her. To add to this bizarrity, later he asked, "Do you have a pair of cowboy boots?". Naturally, I said, "Of course not. Cowboy boots are NOT in style." And yet, in spite of knowing that - he bought me a pair for... well... it wasn't Christmas... or my birthday... Aaaaanyway, my point is, that photo of Sharon Smith is too... "look at me sprawled naked in a chair wearing only the Mayor's Chain of Office" to have been her idea.
But, having said that, should we all be gawking at a photo, probably not her idea, illegally obtained and sent around the Internet?
Yes. Is the photo relevant to the fact that her appointment is a complete denial of the democratic process? No. Not really. But it IS a photo of her sprawled naked in a chair wearing only the Mayor's Chain of Office. I mean - c'mon. How often do you get to gawk at a photo of an unelected, unofficial and completely illegitimate liaison for the people of Skeena-Bulkley Valley to Stephen Harper's New Conservative Government of Canada sprawled naked in a chair wearing only the Mayor's Chain of Office?
One quibble, though - since it's legal to go topless in Ontario, I really don't see the need to black out her breasts. C'mon, Sharon Smith - Show Us Your Tits!
