Stupid Canadians
Wait a minute... Did this really happen:
Was there once a Reform party made up of people who had moved out to Alberta over the years because the Right in Ontario and other provinces just wasn't Religious and Republican enough, that had splintered away from the Progressive Conservative Party (heheh - PCP) because it was too progressive and not conservative enough, that had even wanted to separate from the Rest of Canada to make the point that it was Right in its direction and the Rest of Canada was Wrong, that was considered by most Canadians to be a fringe political element much like the Montana Freemen down in the United States, that dropped its Reform Party name to become the Canadian Conservative Reform Alliance Party (See CRAP), that adopted the less hilarious Canadian Alliance Party name before taking over the once mighty PCP left reduced to just two seats, that removed the Progressive from Progressive Conservative and added New instead - that was elected the New Conservative Government of Canada?!
