What? No "Death to America"?
It turns out that tape of Osama Bin Laden worrying about climate change AND high taxes is probably a fake. Which doesn't really matter since, once everybody suspects a tape of Osama Bin Laden is fake before it's even proven to be fake, it's pretty much over for anybody using a tape of Osama Bin Laden to sell the War on Terror to Americans. I dunno. Did he even say "Death to America" in this one?
Anyway, I'm thinking of taking up his suggestion and converting to Islam, though. Like, in a New Age way, of course. Islam without the Is. Lam. I'll convert to Lam. And instead of covering my head I'll boycott stuff made in China to cut down on my consumerism.
It was funny how he sounded a bit like Al Gore, though, eh? I mean, I was starting to wonder if Osama Bin Laden has invested in one of those carbon emissions trading schemes or something. Climate change? Yikes. We can't even get recycling programs right, pal. Used to be, poor people picked through your garbage and sold empty bottles of pop back to the store to get a full bottle of something mind altering. Now it's all recycled. Maybe. We don't really know once we drop it off at the curb in a big plastic blue box.
That bit about high taxes was weird, though, eh? Still, it's funny how all the Rightwingers go on an on about the Left causing high taxes when, well - hasn't the Right mostly been in power for the past little while?
Anyway, it was all a big fake-a-roo tape.
Say, has anybody told Bush yet? Because last I read, he was taking Osama Bin Laden at his word and telling Americans that this was why they needed to have resolve and finish the job in Iraq.
