Sooey's Electoral Analysis
I know you've all been waiting, so here it is:
Dalton McGuinty is the mirror-image of every suburban husband/father/professional I have ever known whether he calls himself a New Democract (hahahahahaha), a Liberal (few admit to it but let's face it - SOMEBODY is voting Liberal), or a Conservative (tax breaks, tax breaks, tax breaks, oh - and poor houses).
I have coined a new acronym for such fellows: M.A.S.P.s - Middle-Aged Suburban Professionals.
In any case, unless you are a particularly radical politico (and who in Ontario is, was, or ever will be?) I can't imagine why a M.A.S.P. wouldn't vote for Dalton McGuinty.
So there, that's my analysis of the election. Personally, I've decided to reserve my vote in future for humanists only. No more freebies to any politician who professes to have any faith whatsoever in anything other than humanity. Go blow it out your asses, religiosos. No more votes from ol' Sooey regardless of your politics.
