Tory's Real Problem
I know, I know, "Why are you giving it away for free, again, Sooey?"
Because this kind of advice can't be bought, Dear Reader. It simply MUST be given away. Here it is:
John Tory can't make it as a politician because he quite literally looks rich. Whether he's dressing down or dressing up - he just can't hide the money. Whether he's in a navy suit or tan chinos and blue oxford (and it's always one or the other, isn't it) he looks like he's popped into town for a yachting convention and while he's here he'll press the common flesh a bit.
I mean, he might as well be wearing gloves when he does his handshakes rounds, ferchrissakes.
Nope. I'm afraid he'll have to give up politics as a career option and go back to being on the Board of Directors, where he belongs - running things behind the scenes from on high with the other Boards of Directors and staying out of direct sight of the masses.
