Saudi Arabia Joins War on Terror
Haha! Just kidding.
But this article, which you may find fun, was sent to me yesterday:
What's uncanny is that I was thinking the very same thing - honest. You probably were, too, even if you didn't realize it.
Because remember that widely reported campaign involving Laura Bush advising women doctors in Saudi Arabia about breast cancer (because, like, she's American AND her husband is President of the United States - which means that SHE is the First Lady of the United States)?
Yeah, me too.
So, if you're like me (just kidding - no one is like me - unless you're also like a peri-menopausal PeeWeeHerman), you were probably hoping she'd rush back over to advice Saudi Arabia about human rights when this happened: SheWasAskingForIt-LookAtWhatSheWasWearing - NOT just because she's the First Lady of the United States, but because when she killed some guy while driving (it was a long time ago, not like... yesterday or anything) she didn't even get one lash.
That's because she's American, not Saudi Arabian. Of course... if she'd been Saudi Arabian... she wouldn't have killed a guy while driving, I guess.
Well, nevermind all that because the media would, too, and just focus on how she'd be wearing a head covering and then it would get all in a hijab about how VEILED WOMEN!! are scaring the menfolk at the polls and what can we do about it and all three parties agree Muslimism isn't worth the voting block and where are all the Feminists to win the War in Afghanistan and who will stop the IslamoFascists from taking over the world once they've taken over our birthrate and how can we risk democracy in Pakistan when the IslamoFascists are just waiting in the wings to get hold of the nukes we gave it and whatever happened to cut and run from Iraq now that it's costing us trillions of $$$s and maybe Canada should join OPEC so we're on the other good side of the Saudis in case the Americans decide they'd like to develop our tarsands cheaper and faster and is anybody testing those Chinese imported blankets for smallpox but don't worry because MerckFrost has a new vaccine for smallpox that will also protect teenaged girls from hair loss which Canada's New Conservative Prime Minister Stephen Harper has positively endorsed with a negative advertising campaign of Stephane Dion staring at the camera and blinking while the RCMP has finally proven the effective use of Tasers against Raging Grannies and other Terrorists and don't forget to Support the Troops!
