Agent Bin Laden
Osama Bin Laden reminds me of that Simple Minds song now:
An audiotape purportedly prepared by al-Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden threatens Israel and Iraqi Sunni Arabs who are working with the U.S. forces in the country. The tape was posted on a militant Islam website Saturday. Its authenticity cannot be confirmed.
Okay. So... The Americans can land a man on the moon (or at least, they used to be able to land a man on the moon...) but they can't authenticate a video tape?
Seriously, if I didn't know better (and I don't, really, come to think of it...) I'd think Osama Bin Laden is working for the C.I.A. he's so good at not getting caught by it.

