Here's to Britney, Paris, and Lindsay
Cheers to 2008, you CBGs (Celebrity Bad Girls). Keep on sluttin' on, lettin' it all hang out, partying to the max, skankin' it up to 11, flashing and smashing and crashing your fans.
Use it or lose it, SooeySays.
Because everything you do helps to break down barriers between men and women, rich and poor, white and... uh... Michael Jackson!
I hope to see at least one of you sprawled drunk and pantiless at a cockfight, one of you sprawled drunk and pantiless over an Entertainment Tonight cameraman's head, and one of you sprawled drunk and pantiless at your wedding to a guy you met while you were sprawled drunk and pantiless at a cockfight.
Love ya!
{{{HUGS}}}
