I'd Sue, Myself
I mean, this scam is just too easy, isn't it? I'd be half inclined to sue the government for entrapment. No... make that three quarters inclined. No wait... half. Half inclined.
Hey,NewImmigrants!OpenAConvenienceStore!MakeMoneyFast!
Police say the four Toronto co-workers purchased a Lotto 6-49 ticket in June 2004 at a retail outlet in central Ontario. Malik, who used to operate a small convenience store in Toronto's west end, is alleged to have claimed the $5,750,256 jackpot in January 2005.

