Poise Pads
I just saw a commercial for a new product - "Poise" pads. It featured a couple of women d'une certaine age laughing about something.
Now they need "Poise" pads. Because it wasn't something so funny they should have peed themselves laughing over it and yet, apparently they did.
What would society do without new products, eh? I mean, thanks to "Poise" pads, guys, women won't be squirting pee in your eye whenever you say something funny to impress them. It'll go right into their "Poise" pad instead, where special enzymes will absorb any odour so you won't even know she's peed her pantyhose laughing at your jokes.
