What to Say at Parties
So I just came up with what to say to somebody who's defending somebody else who's an asshole, really, and who wouldn't be being defended except that he's really good at what he does. Just say, "Yabbut, it's not like he's saving the elephants, is he?" because chances are, that's not what he's really good at and therefore there is absolutely no justification for him being an asshole.
Try it. Like I say, I just came up with it but I'm planning on using it a lot because I'm really tired of people who get away with being assholes just because they're good at what they do when what they do isn't even saving the elephants.
Because there's nothing more important right now than saving the elephants. So unless that's what you're doing, you're not at all important and have no excuse for being an asshole.

