Getting Hillary Clinton
The thing that gets me about Hillary Clinton is that I'm never sure whose vote she's courting. Is it the Democrat vote? Or the Republican vote?
And is it Hillary or Hilary?
Meanwhile, and call me Charlie Brown, but I just don't trust Bill Clinton not to embarass her when she's President by hooking up with one of her interns. It would be so easy for the Republicans to pull that one all over again. You know, just place a woman who is not his wife in front of him anytime anywhere the two of them can slip off to some place public and have sex so it's caught live on Fox News while Hil(l)ary stands right beside them not being sworn in because she needs both hands up by her eyes to block her peripheral vision.
