Liberal Leadership Losers
I dunno but maybe the best thing the winner of a Liberal leadership campaign can do is off all the losers before they can turncoat to the New Conservative Party.
I mean, at least everybody who takes a run at the leadership doesn't win, but still, if I was a Liberal (full disclosure - I detest the scumsuckingbottomfeedingpowergraspers, but I kind of like the cut of Stephane Dion's jib) - I'd really wonder about the runners up being allowed access to inside information.
Except for the girl Liberals. They all seem to be good ol' Liberals on the Left. Why they don't defect to the NDP is beyond me, but there you go. Certainly the NDP has its sexist old guard, too, who would never elect a wom....hey... Nevermind. I keep forgetting about the greatest Prime Minister who never was - Oddry McGlocklin.
It's Canadians who won't elect a woman, I guess - not NDPers. Which is why the Liberals won't ever elect one, either, I suppose.
But back to the man of the hour on Afghanistan. Look, John Manley, it's okay, I guess - but you're a New Conservative. Your report is a preconceived "Do Not Fail Us" propaganda pamphlet to stay the course in Afghanistan - not because it's the right thing to do, but because it's the Rightwing thing to do and will hold you in good stead with Stephen "John, I am your father" Harper.
See, I'm not a REAL military strategist, but even I know we either commit to Afghanistan pretty much forever - or get out now. That's just the way it rolls with Afghanistan and I'm not just saying that because of historical reality. I'm saying that because unless we do that thing Ann Coulter said, "Invade their countries, kill their leaders, and CONVERT THEM TO CHRISTIANITY" (you know, to feel like we've made a REAL difference and not just invaded their country and killed their leaders) - we may as well give up and come home to JudeoChristianworld.
Or, and here is my suggestion (which just came to me in a flash one night when I was blogging about Stephen Harper and his New Conservative government essentially stacking the judiciary with Pro-Lifers so that women here will eventually find that, although abortion isn't exactly illegal, it won't be accessible, either) - bring all the womenfolk we think we're saving from the Taliban - to Canada.
Because I know guys like you THINK you're the best thing that ever happened to women, but really, you're not. I'm sorry but, you're just not. And I hate to burst your bubble, but if Feminists here could trade all you New Conservatives and New Conservatives in Liberal clothing with the women of Afghanistan - we would.
Win/win, as far as we're concerned.
Now take your report and add it to your resume and stop pretending not to be a scumsuckingbottomfeedingpowergrasper.
