Plaid Is Back And It's Everywhere, Even When It Isn't
I had this great idea last night but, because I don't know how to patent stuff, I'm just going to put it out there so at least when it shows up in the mainstream media in someone's column, I'll get credit for it: Plaid Contact Lenses.
That's right. You heard it here first on SooeySays: Plaid Contact Lenses.

