Taserware Parties
Haha! I bet you thought there'd be hot pictures, eh? No such luck. Just an article about a bunch of dumbassed American women arming themselves with Tasers because everybody in the United States is afraid of everybody else in the United States.
Here is Sooey's sad prediction for 2008: Some kid somewhere in Suburbia, USA is going to get take Mommy's Taser and kill another kid with it.
And yet, Taser Parties will continue to be all the rage. There will probably be a surge in lawsuits, though, when the parents of kids killed by Tasers found laying about the house by other kids start suing for damages.
And unholy shit but look at this:
Taser has been surging on Wall Street two years after the Securities and Exchange Commission concluded its investigation into the company's safety claims and business practices. Its stock more than doubled in 2007 from a low of $7.44 to a high in 2007 of $19.36 a share.
But that's Capitalism, I guess.
