The Church of Scientologay
No. That's not a Freudian Slip. Have you ever noticed, Dear Reader, that the men in CS all seem like they're the only ones who don't know that everybody else knows they're gay? While the women in CS all seem like, well, lesbians? Or, at least, women with husky voices?
Well, I have. Heheh - it's like a whole church of priests and nuns.

