Happy Valentine's Day
Now get out there and massacre!
But seriously, speaking of massacres, what's going on with the Liberals? Because here's what I think is going on - I think everybody who ran for the leadership against Stephane Dion is really a New Conservative and THAT'S why they don't want to go to the polls. I mean, they agree with Stephen Harper and the New Conservative Government of Canada because, well, they're New Conservatives.
Sadly, their leader still thinks there are some actual Liberals in the Liberal Party, reportedly saying at a caucus meeting, "'There is a difference between us and Conservatives."
Ouch. I mean, if you have to say it out loud - and at a caucus meeting. Face it, Dion. You're the Liberal Party of Canada now. And if I were you, I'd take it to the mat and run as an Independent Leader, campaign slogan: "I be da one true Liberal Party of da Canadian".
Meanwhile here's what Garth Turner had to say on being a Liberal, "In any caucus, you're going to find hawks and doves," he added, calling himself a hawk.
Which is another way of saying, "Look, I'm a Conservative, just not a New one. Give me war over peace any day. This is so great, being in the Liberal Party of Canada - I can't believe it."
It's not rocket science, Liberals, it's Afghanistan. You put us there. It's your responsibility to get us out. Now get it fucking together and DO IT!!

