Hey Kids! Abstinence IS Hot!
Today, boys and girls, your Health Education teacher, Sooey, is going to show you why you don't want to have sex. Ever. Also, girls, if any of you are planning to become groupies, this video will reveal your future - better'n an 8-ball, even. And boys, this is what sex with a set of fake boobs really looks like so you might want to downsize your priorities.
RockStarAndGroupieSex-Live! SortOf...
I know, I know. EW!EW!EW! Just think, though, at least your Mom and Dad probably looked better'n that making you.
