Is There A Dr. Martin In The House?
Good grief, eh? Okay, okay - you're a Dr. Gawd. Dr. Martin, Dr. Martin, Dr. Martin. Oh, oh, quiet everybody. Dr. Martin has something to say. Shh. (He's a Dr., you know.)
Keith Martin, Dr., Dr. Keith Martin, that is to say, said something in favour of free speech if you haven't heard already, ad nauseum, as if - otherwise - Keith Martin isn't the flake of flakes in the Western Hemisphere.
Sadly for Dr. Martin, some bad people said something in favour of free speech right after he did. They were like, "Yavol! Ve agree vit da Goot Herr Doktor!" (Heheh - probably because he's a Dr., and they were like, "Yaw! Yaw! He's a Dr. Vike Mengele. Yaw!")
I hate it when that happens, too, though, I must admit. I'll say something brill and then a bunch of bad people come along (male bloggers, mostly) and they're all like, "Ygluck! Ygluck!" (That's the worst part - the "lost in translation" copying.)
Anyway, the fact is, Dr. Keith Martin said something that bad people agreed with, so, I guess Dr. Keith Martin is bad, too.
Unless, bad people are sometimes good.
Ooh... Hm... Nope. Too dangerous. Dr. Keith Martin must be bad.
