Deity Wars In A Real World
By November 2008 it will be seven years since 9/11. I wonder if the election of a new President will cause Gawd to break the spell of seven years bad luck that was placed on the United States of America when the Terrorists flew those planes in the Twin Towers under the orders of his arch rival Allah?
Unless - what if Gawd isn't real and there is no spell? I mean, I've already determined through a couple of scientific experiments (which I'd prefer to keep to myself for fear of having one of those deep fried fatwahs slapped on me) that Allah isn't real. So it's a scientifically (although not necessarily religiously) sound conclusion to reach that Gawd isn't real either and therefore the War on Terror isn't actually a War on Terror but simply a kneejerk response by one group of humans to an attack by another group of humans.
Anyway, I think atheists have to step up to the plate and start preparing politicians for a little harsh reality just in case by heckling more during campaigns, "Gawd isn't real!" And, "There's no such thing as Gawd!" And, "Fucking fucked up fucker, cunt, shit, damn, FUCK, no Gawd now, no Gawd now, no Gawd now!"
Because, you know, I'd be all over supporting a War on Terror if it was all about ridding the whirld of psychotic religious nuts who believe in Gawd so much that they're willing to blow themselves up for it? him? her? (heheh - as if) - and take a bunch of other people with them who just want to go about their day on Earth ignoring other people's delusions.
It's just that this War on Terror doesn't seem to be focussed on doing that. If anything, it seems to be accomplishing the exact opposite. Which makes me wonder if we're killing all the wrong people because we still, deep down, believe in Allah - in addition to Gawd, I mean - and this really is a fight to the death of a Deity.
I dunno. Should I make my scientific experiments public? I do have conclusive proof that Allah is just a figment of the Islamic imagination. Albeit, conclusive SCIENTIFIC proof, not RELIGIOUS proof.
Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to believe. I mean, deceive.
