Sooey's Comments Section - Unpublished 'Til Now
I know many of you have been pining for my comments section, so I thought I'd post a few I've received since I stopped publishing them. Oh, and don't worry, Stalkwell, I am:
"Sooey, I hope you're as beautiful as you are brilliant so men can't in all honesty and fairness resort to calling you derogatory names just because they're jealous of your big brain!"
Stalkwell, Your Number One Fan
"Sooey, ever since I invented The Internet I've been waiting for a natural source of energy like your beautiful and brilliant self to come along and illuminate it. By the way, I've taken your advice and cut down on the roasted pig on a spit barbeques we like here on the ranch and it's made all the difference. The vertically striped pajamas were a bit controversial, though."
Al Gore
"Sooey, I just want to say that as brilliant and beautiful as you are, your brains and beauty are outmatched by your keen sense of humour. I laughed so hard at one of your Feminist jokes the other day, that I absolutely turned gay once and for all."
Christopher Hitchens
"Thanks to you, Sooey, even I know I'm an out-of-control egomaniac now. Thanks, eh. And "Support the Feminists!"
Rick "I Am So Great" Hellyah
"You suck, Sooey!"
Steve Harper
