Gawd Forsakes Mike Huckabee
Gee, I guess Mike Huckabee must have a lot of questions for Gawd, eh? Or just one: "Oh Father, why hast thou forsaken me?"
Because Gawd's a gawdless commie, I guess, Mike Huckabee.
Of course, if you had a 9" penis, you wouldn't care about Gawd, now, would you? Admit it:

