Sooey Says

IsItReal?OrIsIt"GayNaziBlond"?

Seriously though, Geert should have called his movie "Death To The Great Sultan". Or "Dude, Where's My Fatwah?" Or even, "Three Prophet Mohammeds and a Baby". I mean, if you're going after crazies, you have to put crazy in the title. Like, "Jesus Camp" or "Spice World".

But maybe the West should outlaw official cowardice. That way, every time a threat is made by an Islamic extremist to restrict freedom of expression by killing us all if something is shown, said, drawn (and here's assuming it wasn't Geert's agent with a Kleenex over the receiver who called in the death threat), nothing would be done and the person behind the movie, book, cartoon pointing out how evil Islam is would just be another run-of-the-mill bigot instead of a freedom fighter.

Cripes, I'd kill for the kind of publicity Islamic extremists get every time they want to shut something down, not to mention the publicity whatever it is they want to shut down gets, too. Imagine Sooey on the nightly news every time some legislator here tries to restrict her right to have an abortion - so that every morning when she wakes up and says to her mirror mirror on the wall, "Gee, I think I'll get pregnant today so I can have an abortion later", she ends up on the nightly news: "WTF? Some wad is trying to take away my right to an abortion!"

And, I mean, it's not as if Geert's movie isn't on the Internet for everybody and his Auntie Ilsa to see, with or without LiveLeak. He's even being sued already for getting his Islamic murderers mixed up with his Islamic rappers: I'dLikeAChickenShawarmaToGo,Please

I mean, c'mon. Aside from the shaved heads due to male pattern balding and the de rigeur compensatory beards, they look about as much alike as Britney Spears and Aileen Wuornos.

Okay, okay. Islamic rappers and Islamic murderers DO all look alike. And like FuzzyWuzzy. Say, and a bit like Britney Spears and Aileen Wuornos, too, if you squint and imagine Aileen with a shaved head.