Jehovah Witnesses
I just had two Jehovah Witnesses come to the office and you know what? They're actually less proselytizing than is our New Conservative Government of Canada.
It's true. They didn't try to take away my rights or anything. Just handed me a piece of paper with a picture of Jesus on it and told me to have a nice day.
Thanks, Jehovah Witnesses. I believe I will.

