Old HypnoEyes Harper & The CaucusTeaser
"He looked me straight in the eyes and told me he had no knowledge of an insurance policy offer," she said, recalling a conversation from more than two years ago. "I knew he was telling me the truth; I could see it in his eyes. He said, yes, he'd had some discussions with two individuals about asking Chuck to rejoin the party, but he'd told them they were wasting their time trying to convince Chuck."
Yabbut, were his eyes spiralling when he said it? Was he swinging a watch, slowly, back and forth, back and forth? I mean, c'mon, lady - you're what's called a CaucusTeaser. Now, piss or get off the pot.
