Criminalize Seed Spreading
I think male legislators who want to take away the legal right of every woman to a publicly funded abortion should have the right to spread their seed taken away in return.
That's right. Fair's fair. You keep trying to take away my rights? I'm going to try to take away yours.
So here's a Bill I propose be put forward by a Liberal who isn't too lilly-livered to take a public stand on abortion rights for women in Canada (on account of he's afraid that if he does, he won't get his communion cracker at Church on Sunday):
Bill C-485 (The Sequel to Bill C-484)
Hereby and Whereas and Wtf - That - any male Members of Parliament who voted for Bill C-484, if it becomes law, be required to undergo vasectomies. And their sons be required to undergo vasectomies. And their sons' sons, if there are any ALREADY BORN be required to undergo vasectomies.
Really.
Otherwise, it's patently unfair because, while these male Members of Parliament will still be able to impregnate a woman, she won't be able to have an abortion.
That's tyranny. Because those men who want to deny women their legal right to publicly funded abortions are, literally, the State. Bill C-484 may well be their attempt to make over the world in THEIR images by retaining the power of procreation, while denying women the right to abortions.
I'm quite serious.
My rights matter just as much as their rights.
By the way, Mainstream Media, if you are still there, what is Bill C-484 costing us (and us includes me and lots of other Feminists) in tax dollars as it works its way through the House?
