Sigh. Okay. I'll Say It: Spitzergate.
Personally, I think Eliot (the Idiot) Spitzer wanted to get caught. I mean, it's just not enough to do it anymore, you've got to get caught doing it. And what better way to rebel and totally stick it to "da man" when YOU "da man" and you get caught spending thousands of dollars on sexcorts after a career spent prosecuting prostitutes.
Unless he didn't know "escorts" are prostitutes. It IS kind of a misrepresentation. I mean, it fooled me once upon a time. I was like, "Wow, $1,000/hour just to accompany a single gentleman to a classy function?! Let me get my lipstick!"
It happened more'n once, too.
But I guess "Kristen" is making it big in MySpace. Cripes, how come prostitutes get all the breaks? It's only been a week and already it'd be a step back for her to go on American Idol. I wonder if she could combine prostitution with singing and, I dunno, join the circus? "Come see "Kristen" - the incredible singing prostitute! She can jazz'm and jizz'm - at the same time!"
Okay, I'll stop now.
Anyway, here's Sooey's prediction for next year's most hyped reality show: "Eliot and Kristen, The Simpleton Life".
