Where No Eyebrow Has Gone Before
For those of you who are afraid Feminism is turning men into women (and also for those of you who assumed Sooey's beauteousness is unassailable by time), be warned that I just plucked a grey eyebrow from an area of my forehead where no eyebrow has gone before. So, it could be that the opposite is happening and women are turning into men.
Or, it could be that all Scottish people end up looking like John Knox.
That is all. Now we will never speak of this again.
