Greenpeace and the Seal Hunt
Do you ever wonder if Greenpeace has an annual credibility death wish? I mean, why would you risk your lives standing up to French nuclear testing in the South Pacific and Japanese whalers wherever there are any whales left - and then head off to stop Newfoundlanders - NEWFOUNDLANDERS FERCHRISSAKES!! - from eking out a living off the cold and rocky shores of the Atlantic?
Jayzus, Mudder Uh Murfy. If you're so hellbent on stopping the slaughter of renewable resources - like seals - head to the factory farms and liberate all those cows and pigs and chickens on death row. Or head to Texas and liberate actual human beings on death row. But please, prioritize your campaigns such that saving the seals is not one of them. Please. Do it for all of us who would like to donate again to Greenpeace but won't because every year you destroy your credibility by heading out to hurl yourself in front of sealer clubs to save the seals from a purposeful existence as warm coats and flipper pie.
