Neo-Capitalism
I've solved what's wrong with us, everybody. We're living in what I've termed (right here, right now on SooeySays) a Neo-Capitalist society.
Here's how Neo-Capitalism works: A completely unnecessary product is created, and then, an advertising campaign is waged to create a need for this revolutionary new product in the minds of consumers.
Seriously, ask your doctor if Neo-Capitalism is right for you. I can pretty much guarantee she'll say yes. She may even have a trial sample on hand to give you for free.
