John McCain
The outraged indignation from the McCain Camp to silence anyone who dares to question John McCain's version of his wartime heroism reminds me of that Simpsons episode when a kid falls down a well and everybody's going on and on about what a hero he is, and they're really making a BIG point of it, too, until finally:
Lisa: "Why is he a hero?"
Homer: "Because he fell down a well!"
Lisa: "How does that make him a hero?"
Homer: "It's more'n you've ever done!"
