Tom Lukiwski for Leader of the PCs
I dunno, judging from Tom Lukiwski's apology, which was pretty good, I think he should cross the floor and join the Progressive Conservative Party of Canada now.
Aw,NoFair,BringBackThe'Stache!
D'oh. Nevermind. Grr. Just when he's found his political footing, too. Stupid Preston Manning. Well, he said he would destroy the Progressive Conservative Party of Canada and he did it.
Hey - maybe he should try his hand at the Liberal Party of Canada now. Save it the trouble. Just round up some prairie goons and start the... Deformed Party? (heheh - the DPs)... the... Canadian Liberal Alliance Party? (hahahahaha - CLAP)... oh! I know! ...the New Liberal Party! (Even though NL is easily confused with Newfoundland/Labrador it wouldn't matter because nobody cares about Newfoundland/Labrador, either.)
Anyway, it's too bad the old Progressive Conservative Party of Canada is gone because I figure all those New Saskatchewan Party guys and dolls who were frattin' it up (surely not on the Saskatchegooligan taxpayer's dime) - way back in the 90s there when people were bigoted and stupid and proud of it - have learned a valuable lesson about fringe parties and understand - now, in the brave new world of 2008 - why it's important to remember that, once elected to public office, you represent ALL the people, not just the freaks and losers who voted for you.
Because here's a secret, Stephen Harper, Prime Minister of Canada's freaks and losers - no Canadian left of a rightwing idiot (freak, loser) wants you to get a majority because s/he knows, once you have all that power, you'll represent your narrow fringe grassroot (freak, loser) rightwing idiot interests and the rest of us will be royally fucked.
We think you're as stupid as the Reform Party looked, in other words.
Still, in fairness to Brad Wall, should he really have to apologize for finding Roy Romonow's head?
Saskatchewan Premier Brad Wall also appeared on the tape. A 25-year-old ministerial assistant at the time, he imitated a man with a Ukrainian accent and accused then NDP leader Roy Romanow of having his "head up his ass."

