I Win! I Win!
Here's a funny notion - what if, by some logistical miracle or total breakdown in the American voting system whereby delegates and super delegates vote according to a supposedly embedded code of honor, Hillary wins and Obama is out of the race?
Ooh, how awkward will that be? Anyway, if I were her and if I were to win, now, after everybody treated me like such an asshole, I'd be all, "Haha! I knew this would happen!", and go on a search and destroy mission against my enemies within the Party and then make Bill Clinton my running mate as a reward for standing be me - "for a change".
Then I'd do whatever it took to make Obama say, "McCain in 2008!" Just to make him look like an asshole, too - thereby destroying everybody's hopes and dreams that there is a politician out there who isn't an asshole.
