Proms Gone Wild
Girl, I missed my prom because I went to the tavern first. At least you got a picture of your prom dress. And some day, you can look back on your big night and say to your kids, "Fuckin' mofos wouldn't let me in AND wouldn't gimme my money back but I was the one who ended up in handcuffs?! Ain't no justice in this world, kids. Ain't no justice."
