Take My Wife, Please
You know what I lurve most about Hillary staying in the race? She really brings out that "scratch the surface" sexism in men on the left. I mean, I've always known it was there (I worked at the Provincial NDP) so I like it when it breaks through the skin and is blurted into a microphone.
Always remember, no wait, never forget - if he's a man running for public office and his lips are moving, he's lying. I know - bitch.

