Ugly + Pretty = Pretty Ugly
Okay. How come men can be as ugly as fungus on a tree stump and still get and toss aside pretty women?
MuttLangeCheatsOnShaniaTwain?!
Now, the lesson here for beautiful women is, you can't trust an ugly man, either. Maybe even, especially. In fact, the ugly man might hate you more because you're beautiful than the ugly women do. Take it from me, Sooey the Beauteous. Stick with your own kind and leave the ugles for the other ugles, Shania. By the way, Jodie Foster is single...
