All Inclusive Draft
I'm really enjoying the idea now of John McCain winning the election, becoming President and bringing in an all-inclusive draft so that ALL Americans will be able to go abroad and fight for their country. I think it would be instructive to everybody if the Mexican maids left behind ran the country for a while. Also, think of the geography that would be learned that really isn't covered in school as well as it could be.
Anyway, this sentiment comes on the heels of reading an Ann Coulter piece in praise of George W. Bush, Best President, Like, Everrr! I agree in a way. He's taught us a lot about Americans, stuff we really needed to know, like how ass-kicking and awesome they are. I didn't get the sense from her column that even she believed her own press anymore, but that was instructive, too, because I have a ridiculous failing in that I take pundits seriously. No more. The column reads like blooper out-takes from famous ideological flip-flopper, Christopher Hitchens', columns in defence of The War, and particularly, the Best President, Like, Everrr! - George W. Bush. And if there's anything I truly despise in this life, it's an ideological flip-flopper. Although I got a good laugh out of his teary, "But Enough About Me, What Do You Think Of Me?" piece on the young man who was killed in Iraq after reading one too many Hitchens' pieces and signing up for active duty. Who knew a pundit could be so self-serving in his shameless defence of the indefensible?
Well, duh, dead guy. While you were overseas, fighting for your country, Hitchens wrote a whole book called: God is Not Great: How Religion Poisons Everything - even though George W. Bush, Best President, Like, Everrr! admits, that's who he mostly consulted with in his awesome decision to go to war in Iraq - God. Anyway, if you can read this from heaven, you should probably know that George W. Bush, Best President, Like, Everrr! is planning to convert to Catholicism, because it turns out the Pope is awesome and a witch and can cast spells on British PMs and Best Presidents, Like, Ever! so that they want, more than anything, to be Catholic when they grow up. Maybe you'll meet him in heav... uh... nevermind. You're not Catholic, are you. Sorry, eh.
But enough about you, here is Ann on GWB: BPE!: CrazyLikeAFox
