In Defence of Men
I realize I might be getting a bit of a reputation as a ball buster and as everyone knows, there's nothing a woman fears more'n getting a reputation as a ball buster. I tease. I love having a reputation at all. Good. Bad. I don't give a shit. Bring me your balls - I'll bust 'em. But anyway, here's my inside scoop for men who need a ball busting break - women judge each other much more harshly than any man could ever dream of doing. And I don't think it's necessarily a bad thing that they do. Afterall, SOMEBODY needs to tell all those fashion disasters out there they aren't going to get away with it. Not now. Not ever, honey.
For instance, when was the last time you heard a man say, "Gawd. I was afraid her breasts were going to smother me from across the room in that way too skimpy number she was wearing."
