Mad Dykes and Comedians
Say, did you hear the one about the two drunken lesbians who walk into a comedy club from a patio (where the manager of the bar indignantly accuses them of having been drinking from 5:00 - 12:00) and start heckling the onstage comedian? Well, the B.C. Human Rights Commission sure will. But seriously, c'mon, lesbians - even heterosexuals know that making out in front of the stage during a comedy routine is like running out into the backyard naked to poke a skunk with a stick.
You don't do it unless you're really really stupid.
