Fat Kids
In another case of baby boomers not remembering their youth, I just have to ask - how come there weren't any fat kids from poor families when I was growing up - just lots of skinny ones who grew into husky adults with thyroid conditions?
Clearly, it's the cheap bad food what's causing the seemingly genetic change in weight. Hm... genetic change, eh... Gee, maybe Monsanto isn't just poisoning us, it's making us fat, too. Anyway, we really should figure out what to so about this because if the skinny kids of my youth could grow into husky adults who love their Whoppers, imagine what the fat kids of today will be after eating in 2030.
Ah, where's Mrs. Watson of Grade 7 home-ec class when you need her to teach everybody how to make a good ratatouille? For that matter, where's home-ec class, the most useful part of my entire education until the intensive Intermediate week-long French course I took last winter?
