A "Holy Fuck" By Any Other Name
I've noticed a favourite Internet past-time of posters is to dream up great names for bands. Now, personally, I think calling your band "Jesus H. Christ" or "Dagnabbit" would have been funnier'n "Holy Fuck" but that's just me - ahead of the "What's Hep" curve - (And I'm ssuming, of course, that "Fuck Shit Damn" has already been taken.)
Anyway, how about some yuksters with musical talent out there in Smartassland start up a totally squaresville country & western band to appeal to New Conservatives sensibilities called... say... "Family Values - Unplugged" - and then, once they've nailed a grant, change their name to "Government Funded" and go all gangsta rap on the government's big white ass.
By the way, I have a great one here - gratis - for the up-and-coming band that really wants to stick it to the man with a naughty name: "Irregardless and the Grammarians". I know, I know - Sooey, WHY are you giving it away?
