Bus Talkers
I've been riding the bus to and from work all summer and I just have to ask, "Wtf is up with all those unconscionably stupid people sitting on the bus giddily jabbering away on their gawddamned cell phones to their braindead friends and families as if they aren't sitting on a bus surrounded by unwilling eavesdroppers who really just want to grab their cell phones and shove them up their butts - sideways?"

