Darth Vadar and the Emperor
Harper'sDarth,Flanagan'sTheEmperor
Except they're both lying. And they know they're both lying. The New Conservatives aren't out to destroy the Liberals, the Liberals are out to destroy the Liberals. The New Conservatives are out to destroy the Government of Canada. Their sole reason for wanting power is so they can destroy Federalism. And they're doing by attrition. It's working, too, thanks to all those idiots who voted for them.
Still, I hope they put Thomas Flanagan out front to sell the election platform to Canadians. That ought to cost them a few million votes. You go, Prrrofessor!
