The Gold Medal In Dick Stretching
My favourite part of the Olympics, every fortyear or whenwhatever the hell it is now, is when people phone in to hate radio stations and CBC to complain about how few medals our athletes won. I mean, oh the irony. Imagine being such a whiny and pathetic malcontent that you actually take the time away from your crosswords to complain about how many gold medals OTHER people didn't win on behalf of your country, you know, the one you despise for its lack of warmongering and domestic shootings. They're always rightwingers, too, you can tell. "We're like that in everything. It's never how we win, it's always how we play the game. Well, I'm sick of it. I want athletic people to win more medals at the Olympic so my dick feels longer." Yaddayaddaboohoo - Yeah, why can't we be more like those clever Americans who win every international dick stretching contest unless it's a war they started, EH?
